See all the progress I’ve made?
No, of course, you don’t. I’ve only knit about three rows since you last saw the sock. I’ve been sick all week. You’d think this would mean I’d get a lot done on the sock but no. I’ve been working on my secret present knitting instead (I only have about two weeks to finish and I’m not even a third of the way done). And I only took the bus once this week so there wasn’t much time for the sock. Next week will be better.
I believe it is now obvious that I won’t be meeting my Socktoberfest goal.